"This guy is very strong, because no HIV and STD can pass through him," explains Jackie Chan, in a bizarre public information film that, judging by Chan's hair and skin status, comes from the late 1980s or early 1990s, and has Chan sharing the screen with a cartoon condom.
The only way this could've come into being is if Chan was found guilty of something and made to do it instead of going to prison. Here, if the Vimeo embed code actually works, is the clip:
So don't go trying to penetrate Jackie Chan unless you're wearing a condom, OK? [Vimeo]