A Sweet Millennium Falcon Bed is Coming, But Only for Kids

By Andrew Liszewski on at

The saddest Star Wars news revealed today isn’t that you’ll have to wait until midnight to get your hands on all the new toys. It’s that US chain Pottery Barn is making this awesome Millennium Falcon bed (complete with a dashboard full of controls in the nose cone) but only in kid sizes.

Pottery Barn Is Making This Sweet Millennium Falcon Bed, But Only For Kids

When will some companies learn that the easiest way to milk cash from Star Wars fans is to go after those nostalgic grown-ups who saw the original trilogy in cinemas? They’re the ones with well-paying jobs and lots of disposable income now—not children.

There’s no word on how much the bed will cost, but since it carries the Pottery Barn pedigree you can safely assume you’re going to need at least a couple of lucrative smuggling runs to cover the cost of the bed and getting it shipped across the Atlantic. [Pottery Barn via IGN]