We Cannot Allow This Design for Acrobatic Aeroplane Seating to Become Real

By Adam Clark Estes on at

It already feels like we’re sitting on top of each other in aeroplanes. But what if we actually were sitting on top of each other? That’s exactly what a newly awarded Airbus patent suggests.

The ludicrous design sounds like a joke, but it’s not. Airbus actually proposed stacking a second layer of seats above the seats in the middle row. There are little stairs and everything. The overarching idea involves both squeezing more people onto the plane and providing passengers with the option of reclining completely. Put differently, you’d get a little more leg-room, but you’d have to sacrifice face-room.

We Cannot Allow This Design for Acrobatic Airplane Seating to Become Real

Airbus really thought this one through, too. The patent application includes 12 different drawings of various iterations of the acrobatic stacking design. My favourite one features passengers in the elevated seats sitting face-to-face—a design that’s actually been proposed in the past, albeit without the whole elevated seat idea.

We Cannot Allow This Design for Acrobatic Airplane Seating to Become Real

Or maybe you’d prefer your perch to face forward, so that the person in front of you can lean right back into your crotch:

We Cannot Allow This Design for Acrobatic Airplane Seating to Become Real

Did I mention that Airbus is one of the world’s leading aeroplane manufacturers? This is a real patent that they now own. Of course, as our own Matt Novak suggests, perhaps the company is simply patenting the god awful design so that nobody else will actually build it. Some humanitarian gesture that would be.

Let’s hope he’s right.

[USPTO via Mashable]