Would You Live in a Murder House if it Was Super Cheap?

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

On paper, it’s a steal. A refurbished one-bedroom flat with its own kitchen, living room and balcony in Muswell Hill, North London. It’s shitloads cheaper than surrounding properties too, valued at around £300,000. That really, really isn't bad. It's certainly up there with Liverpool's 'Homes for a Pound' scheme and the £1 rental for web app devs.

Yet nobody’s particularly interested, and for good reason. 23D Cranley Gardens has a murky, disturbing, horrific, nightmarish, heebie-jeebies-inducing past. In the late 70s and early 80s, it was home to Dennis Nilsen, a former Jobcentre clerk who had the nasty habit of luring people home and murdering them. He also had a penchant for dissecting and eating the corpses, even engaging in twisted sex acts with them. A right horrible piece of work. He was caught in 1983, after a Dyno-Rod worker discovered bits of flesh and bone under a drain cover outside the house -- Nilsen had been flushing chunks down the loo -- and was duly slapped with a fine and 100 hours of community service (obviously not, he’s still in prison).

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The bargain house isn't quite as tempting now, eh. Or perhaps it still is. We're wondering what you'd do if you were offered a murder home for a knockdown price. Paranormal Activity scares the shit out of me, so I’d steer well clear. I'm a brave bastard too. Just kidding. Are you just as lily-livered as me, or are you tough enough to allow history to remain history? Share your thoughts in the comments section. [Rightmove, London Police]