When you use a laser to cook bacon, you lose that same invigorating, impossible to resist smell you do when you fry it. But! You do score some awesome points for using a laser to cook bacon.
YouTube channel Munchies went to Japan to see how cooking pig rashers with pew-pews is done: it requires a laser-cutting set-up (you probably have one laying around in your shed) and detailed computer mapping to cook the strip of bacon exactly as desired. Then it's just matter of sitting back, letting rip with the wannabe lightsaber, and wondering where you went so wrong in life.