Apple's biggest tablet thing yet has gone on sale today, with the UK division now taking orders for the iPad Pro. A 12.9-inch Retina display is what it's all about, with prices starting at £679 for a Wi-Fi model with 32GB of storage space. And don't forget to allow for another £79 for the special stylus. And £139 for the special keyboard.
And it's £899 for the 128GB model with mobile data support. And, of course, you'll need to find £32,000 a year to have a security guard accompany you 24 hours a day so you don't get mugged for it on day one. Although buying it in the first place is a bit like being mugged. [Apple]