Shockingly, Salem's Plan to Unleash 75 Lawncare Goats on the City Did Not End Well

By Ria Misra on at

Salem has shuttered its programme that turned park landscaping responsibilities over to a crew of several dozen goats, after the goats ran amok, drove away park visitors, and cost the city tens of thousands of dollars. Who could have predicted the plan would go so poorly?

The city first unleashed several dozen goats on its parks back in October. and just four months later, it’s rounding them up. The biggest problem was the cost. Salem’s Statesman Journal reports that with goat rental, a herder, and an inmate crew that was hired to clean up after the goats, the cost so far was $20,000/£14,471. Previously, it would have cost city maintenance crews just over $3,000/£2,162 to keep everything looking nice.

The goats weren’t just expensive, though, they were also messy, picky, and indifferent workers. While the goats did, indeed, keep the grass tidy, they also ate up all the native plants the city had been attempting to restore. In the case of some other plants, the goats would just nibble, and leave the rest behind for a human clean up crew to deal with. Despite the city’s incredible claim that the goats were “universally welcomed” by park goers, visitors quickly began avoiding the the stinky goats.

Setting aside Salem’s unorthodox solution, landscaping is actually a big problem for US cities right now because most parks weren’t planned with an intense drought in mind. Fortunately, there’s actually already a pretty good solution to that problem, and one that does not require 75 goats to achieve: Don’t care for lawns, just get rid of them.

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