This is What Birmingham Wankers Search For on Pornhub

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

Birmingham, home to terrible accents, below-par football clubs and Black Sabbath, is the UK’s second biggest guzzler of Pornhub’s x-rated goodies, generating 2.7 per cent of our nation’s Pornhub traffic. The jewel of the West Midlands sits proudly at the top of the UK’s endurance table, with the average Brummie spending 9 minutes and 47 seconds on Pornhub.

‘Birmingham’ is the city’s number one ‘more often searched compared to the rest of the UK’ term, though the rest of the entries speak of Asian desire. ‘Pakistani’, ‘UK Indian’ and ‘Arab’ are old favourites, as are the more obvious ‘lesbian’, ‘MILF’ and ‘celebrity sex tape’. ‘British chav’ makes another appearance, proving that the privileged tend to venture out of posho London areas at times.

The top categories table is a who’s who of old favourites, while the ‘more often viewed compared to the rest of the UK’ breakdown is dominated by ‘Indian’. A surprise entry is ‘feet’, which Pornhub says is also big in parts of Asia and the Middle East.

As we’ve seen in London, 23 per cent of Birmingham’s Pornhub addicts are female, which is a small step up from the national average of 22 per cent. The similarities with the capital don’t end there. Once again, 60 per cent of inhabitants prefer to get their daily dose of the good stuff on their phones, with 25 per cent going down the desktop route and 15 per cent all about those tablet wanks.

60 per cent of Birmingham’s tossers are between the ages of 18 and 34, with 5 per cent either still going strong at 65+, or getting jiggy with it whenever their parents are out of the house room. [Pornhub]