This is What Leeds Wankers Search For on Pornhub

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

Thanks in part to the exploits of Billy Bremner back in the 60s, Leeds already has a dirty reputation. Pornhub’s latest report does the city no favours, instead highlighting Loiners’ penchant for Yorkshire-based hardcore action. There’s a strong Pakistani theme too, with ‘Bradford Pakistani’, ‘British Pakistani’ and ‘Pakistani teen’ all making the cut.

A whopping 61 per cent of Leeds' purple-headed Stormtrooper-wrestlers are below the age of 34, and 23 per cent are female. That’s slightly better than the national average of 22 per cent, but proves that boys are still more desperate than girls.

The average Loiner badgers the witness for 9 minutes and 23 seconds before either giving up, getting interrupted or arriving at orgasm land, more often than not while armed with a smartphone. Just 26 per cent tend to have a bash in front of a desktop, while 16 per cent slide up tablet avenue. [Pornhub]