Threesome Porno Was Secretly Shot at Birmingham's PSL Bowling Alley

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

How would you feel if somebody told you that a porn movie had been shot at your workplace? Disgusted? Aroused? Worried because you thought you’d got away with it? Martin Parsonage, the new owner of Birmingham’s PSL Bowling Complex, definitely falls into the first category.

He’s just found out that a hardcore movie was secretly filmed at the venue, and has vowed to find out how it happened without anybody realising. “By hook or by crook, I will find out who is responsible," he said. "But I know there is nothing that can bring us or PSL into disrepute – because I know we were not involved.”

The dirty clip shows a guy getting jiggy with two female co-stars on the business’ couches. Bowling shoes reportedly make an appearance too. It’s truly chilling stuff.

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The PSL Bowling Complex is advertised as the perfect place for kids’ parties, so Parsonage’s anger is understandable. He reckons the filthy footage was shot before he got involved with the venue, and is currently channelling his inner Morse. “We are currently going through old documents, invoices and CCTV footage, which we still have access to. There must have been some payment. I have my suspicions, but that is all I’m prepared to say. I don’t need this – this is a family venue.”

I'm just glad they left the skittles out of it. [Birmingham Mail]