This thing has to be the brain-child of an especially filthy-minded teenage boy. Japanese sex toy company Tenga has created a virtual reality sex suit, which wanks you off while projecting cartoonish porn onto your eyeballs and thrusting a pair of fairly lousy-looking fake boobs at your face. Just watch the clip below, but make sure nobody else can see your computer screen. The music’s fantastic too, so turn your sound up.
I challenge you to find a creepier creation. Aside from, well, literally everything you can see, there are actually a load of electrical sensors inside the suit, which apparently make it feel like there's another body rubbing against you. White's a good colour choice, by the way, as there’s no way you’d be able to catch any gloopy spillages with this thing on.
The guy in the clip doesn’t even have his bits in the wanking tube thing, yet he seems to be having the time of his life. In fact, he doesn’t appear to have an erection at all. I’ve watched this too many times over. I sort of want one now. The VR sex suit costs $400, and has reportedly already sold out. [Esquire]