We finally sort of believe Clarkson. Everyone’s favourite obnoxious Jeremy (sorry Mr Kyle) has long claimed that he and his boys have been struggling to come up with a name for the upcoming Amazon car show that can’t be called Top Gear, and now he’s invited fans to, well, do the job for him.
We all thought Gear Knobs was the final choice a couple of months back, but that appears to be off the table. Well, unless nothing better comes through. Two and a Half Men is probably the best suggestion we’ve spotted so far. It easily trump’s James May’s custard cream-inspired Ace Biscuits and Clarkson’s oh-look-at-me-I’m-so-silly Dong, anyway.
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What, dear Giz UK readers, are you saying? Does Vroom-Vroom get your engines purring? How about Ride Me or Power Steering with a winky tongue-out face at the end? Doggers on Tour? Suggestions below please. For Clarkson’s sake.