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KFC's ACTUALLY Launched Fried Chicken-Flavoured Nail Polish

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

Where do I start with this? The fast food joint that prides itself on churning out finger lickin’ good bits of breaded bird by the bucket has -- presumably unwittingly -- made us all think that its food is just as bad for you as, well, paint. The colonel would be proud.

KFC’s launched a pair of fried chicken-flavoured nail varnishes in Hong Kong, which will make you look fancy as you suckle away on your fingers. Or toes. The brighter one is hot and spicy, while the vomit-coloured one apparently tastes like original recipe chicken. The most popular flavour will go into mass production, and I genuinely can't wait. Here's a really informative promotional video.

Adweek says KFC's also provided pretty straightforward instructions to anyone brave enough to dive in. "To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick -- again and again and again." Couldn't be easier.

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Next up, chicken flavoured lube. Or has that been done already? I lose track. [Adweek via Cnet]