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What Could Japan's Creepy VR Porn Festival Be Like?

By Gary Cutlack on at

Japan, of course, is about to host what appears to be a gaming festival aimed entirely at people with an interest in virtual reality pornography, with theĀ Adult VR Festa set to open for business in the middle of June.

Some companies will be bringing along demos of their next-generation immersive pornography, which ought to go down pretty well in the land of entirely weird pornography.

God knows how a festival aimed at the least sociable group of people will turn out, though. It'll be hundreds of people -- predominantly men, we imagine -- not talking, queuing up for a go on some 3D porn, while others stand around watching them thrusting into thin air, wondering if it's a human or a cat they're aiming at, with some women and toned men in hotpants on hand doing the job of sterilising the equipment between goes, lest some fluids transfer between attendees.

It'll be one of the most awkward gatherings in the history of mankind, worse even than being in the studio for the recordings of the new Top Gear. Imagine the queues for the toilets. Why's he taking so long in there? Who used up all the paper? Why is the seat all sticky?

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Why not just put all the headsets in the toilet cubicles, cutting out the awkward, embarrassed, hurried waddle to the loo phase of the process? Hire the toilets out by the minute, too. Charge 50p per sheet for toilet paper. Then change the name of the event to the Wankfest. [Kai-You via Kotaku]


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