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Boris Johnson's Brexit Speech Lands on Pornhub With a Very NSFW Title

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

First it was the newspapers. Then Twitter and Facebook. Giz UK joined in too. Now even the site you use for wanking, where your only source of worry should be accidentally glimpsing a thumbnail from one of those weird 'rosebud' videos, has been infected by politics.

Boris Johnson has made his way to Pornhub, with the excellent title: Dumb British Blond Fucks 15 Million People At Once. Fortunately/unfortunately, the clip (which you can watch here) doesn’t show a sweaty BoJo getting jiggy with it, hair all over the place. Instead, it’s simply his results speech.

Reckon you could have done a better job with the title? It seems a damn shame that nothing was made of Boris' surname, and just imagine all of the weird, wonderful things he probably refers to sex as. No mentions of a big dick either. Submissions below please. Brighten my day.

Bonus points if you manage to actually get off to it. [DazedDigital]