I'm struggling to type because my fingers are trembling so much, but you can officially download and play Pokémon Go in the UK. Now. Right this instant. After all of the ludicrous hype we've been subjected to, I feel like I'm still not ready to unleash my Pokéballs.
Android users head here, iPhone users head here, Windows Mobile users, just give it up. Oh, and if you've already played around with the APK, delete it before squeezing the proper version into your phone.
I've kicked off my adventure with a red hoodie and a Charmander. Wait, you have to actually walk around? I'll play around with it later.