Sore Legs Become Pandemic as Pokémon Go Players Accidentally Get Exercise

By Matt Novak on at

Pokemon Go is the hottest game to hit the market in forever. People are currently trying to catch their Pikachus and Fitzybutts (honestly, I don’t know what they’re called) but they’re paying the price. And by paying the price, I mean they’re accidentally getting some exercise.
Just look at these poor souls complaining about their sore body parts from playing the augmented reality game:

And there are many more like it out there in the Tweetsphere; this was honestly just a taste of the sore leg lamentations. It almost feels like a global conspiracy to make people go outside. Touche, Pokémon Go. Touche.