This Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Might Be the Most Ridiculous Video Game Ever

By Casey Chan on at

Sorry, I don’t care if you caught a Squirkachu on Pokemon GTFO, because the only video game that will matter after today is Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. It pits hilariously brainless putty humanoids in red versus hilariously brainless putty humanoids in blue in the most ridiculous battle sequences.

The two armies are armed with medieval weapons, and then they just storm at each other to see which army will win (and presumably, which weapon is superior). It’s like a twisted version of rock, paper, scissors, only much more fun.

Watch the video! It’ll make you laugh as the red guys with swords running straight into the blue dudes with shields and lances. Or when they just floppily charge at the other side with no weapons and have a cannon mow them down. The game is outrageously simple: you pick your weapons, the other person picks theirs, and then your battle lines run at each other until there’s no one left standing. The beauty is in the hilarity. I need to play it right now.

You can sign up for the alpha version of the game made by Landfall rel="noopener" target="_blank">here.

Look at how fun a battle can be: