Now that Samsung's finally unveiled the Galaxy Note 7, there's only one thing I can think of. If I had this phone, I could easily become the slimeball my father always hoped I'd grow up to be.
The Secure Folder, protected by Samsung Knox, is a love rat's dream.
It isn't exclusive to the Note 7, but this is the first time I've really realised its potential. It's essentially a PIN-protected vault within your phone, designed to be accessed by you and only you. You can stow away so much more than nudies, notes and documents too.
In a relationship but want to fiddle around with Tinder on the side? Stick the app in the Secure Folder. Met a hot new thing that doesn't mind being your bit on the side? Save their number in the Secure Folder. Always wanted a slimy fake Facebook or Instagram profile dedicated to trawling for strange? Secure Folder.
It's actually a great feature that's guaranteed to lend itself to serious mischief. If your partner picks up a Note 7 and turns out to be giving the goods away left, right and centre, don't say I didn't warn you.