This has all the hallmarks of a joke, but bear with us as it appears to be genuine. It concerns modern-day David Icke Noel Edmonds, who seems to be offering to telephone our pets in case they're in the need of a comforting voice.
And whose ears wouldn't prick up at the chance to have a chat with Noel Edmonds about imaginary interference and making wishes to the stars? For pets, according to the web site Noel World, what's on offer is a one-to-one motivational lecture from the positivity king. The blurb explains: "I want to make these precious chums feel important and appreciated. It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish and the most neurotic cat."
"Please allow me to call your pet and offer positive words of appreciation and motivation," Edmonds adds. If it is indeed Edmonds and not a joke planted by a hacker out to make him look even more insane than his recent activity suggests. The service seems to be free, so there's no harm in trying it out. [Noel.world]