Amazon’s bloody milking this. Its latest teaser for The Grand Tour has popped up on YouTube, showing Jeremy Clarkson on a boat, pumped up to the eyeballs on San Pellegrino, staggering around a bit and pretending to be Tom Hanks in Castaway.
To be fair to him, what else are you supposed to do when you're on a boat and happen to find a ball and a man with a camera?
Okay, the previous The Grand Tour clips haven’t been especially illuminating, but this one takes the biscuit. Yet people still seem to be loving it. Poor Top Gear family.