Those Clarkson, May and Hammond statues nobody cares about are now in Amsterdam. A press release we were sent suggests that a giant, stone Clarkson hand magically fell out of a box and onto a road -- perhaps it needed to punch something? -- causing apparent “traffic chaos”.
The solution? I quote: "to cover up the incident with ‘Jeremy’s crotch’ but not before being photographed.” Confusing. Exhausting.
The Grand Tour activiteit in Amsterdam pic.twitter.com/QzOi247geQ
— Kenneth Verburg (@KenVerburg) December 15, 2016
So where will they eventually end up? I can’t work up any enthusiasm for this.