Elf Porn Searches Rocket in Lead up to Christmas

By Gary Cutlack on at

Pornhub has issued one of those comedy press releases it admittedly does quite well for a business primarily based around monetising videos of people shagging, with the porn portal collating its top list of seasonal sex searches.

And they're all quite disappointing to start with, revealing that in order to get into the festive masturbatory spirit all men tend to do is add the words "santa" or "christmas present" to their search requests.

Things only start to get weird at the #5 spot in the Christmas pornography search charts, with "christmas orgy" springing to mind when men of a certain persuasion realise they have the house to themselves for the next four minutes and fire up the site. That's two places above "christmas threesome" and higher in the chart than the hopeful "Mrs Claus," with searches for the term "elf" also rocketing by several hundred per cent this week.

"Christmas creampie" is also in the list, which is nice. Shows that men are taking on some of the pressure with creating the meals and looking up recipes this year. Two slices, please. [Pornhub]


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