It was the underwater match of the year. A swimmer crab and a red octopus squared off in mortal combat while divers circled round for a first-hand look at the Coliseum spectacle nature had arranged for them. A tense battle played out as the two foes circled each other and kicked up a disorienting dust-cloud in their wake. But this sparring match would not end the way either of the opponents had intended.
Seriously, we don’t want to spoil how this ends but we do want to acknowledge the glorious “ho-ho-ho”-style laughter from one of the divers when the whole thing comes to its unexpected conclusion.