Someone's Crowdfunding A Dildo Selfie Stick

By Holly Brockwell on at

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Hall of Bad Ideas our latest inductee: the Sexfie Stick.

Yes, that's right, it's a selfie stick with a dildo on the end, "created to photograph or film yourself during pleasure games." Why you'd want to see your own wanking face is anyone's guess, but this would certainly make it easier.

The Sexfie Stick is a normal selfie stick - in "pink colour for a very girly touch" - with a 9cm long, 2cm wide dildo on the bottom. That's 3.5 inches long and 3/4 of an inch wide, if you were wondering. (Don't blame us for the low-res images - that's how they came. So to speak.)

 

The dildo is just a dildo. It doesn't vibrate and it has no extra pleasure-giving functions. Apparently the man who made it (and it is a man, obvs) is one of the many who doesn't realise that most women don't orgasm from penetration alone. Wouldn't tampons be super-fun if we did?

Judging by the photos, the selfie stick itself is the old-school kind, that plugs into your 3.5mm headphone jack to connect to your phone. That's not much use in an increasingly post-3.5mm world, and it also means if you record a video, you won't get any sound. Which seems kind of important for a product like this.

The Sexfie stick is seeking crowdfunding on Indiegogo now, aiming for a total of €7,000 (about £6,000) one €30 (£25) dildo stick at a time.

If you're getting déja vu, by the way, you're not mistaken: there was another dildo selfie stick back in 2015. However, it turned out to be a joke. This one, the creator Philippe Bodino reassures me, is absolutely real.

At the time of writing it has raised zero Euros.

Main image: Unsplash