It's finally happened. We have peaked as a species. This is it, this is the best we are ever going to do. Nothing will beat Lego tape.
"Imagine being able to build around corners, on curved surfaces, or even onto the sides of that sailing ship you've just spent hours building," the inventors, Nimuno, say on the product's Indiegogo page.
"You forgot to engineer a point of attachment for that sweet dinosaur-smashing cannon? No problem. Snip a length of Nimuno Loops, stick it on the hull, mount your cannon and be on yarr way."
The tape is compatible with Lego, Mega Bloks, Kreo and "most major toy building block systems".
A couple of two metre rolls will set you back around £10 (including shipping).
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