Footage from London's Royal Docks shows the world's most casual hero saving a cat from drowning in the River Thames.
The black and white moggy is none other than Royal Docks office cat Felix, who "ended up in the drink while bravely engaging in a hostile territorial battle (ie running away) from another cat," reports the Royal Docks Management Authority.
Said hero, currently unidentified, jogs over immediately, before laying down over the water and pulling the puss to safety. He then walks away with the classic British air of "I did what anyone would have done, no big deal" while Felix saunters off with the "I totally meant to do that" manner of all embarrassed cats.
Royal Dock's cat Felix has had a difficult start to his bank holiday Sunday. Someone buy that man a cup of tea please... pic.twitter.com/R9bL8tuNoe
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She is apparently fine, and we're guessing her rescuer has a lot of praise coming his way when he comes forward. Well done that man. [ITV London]