Star Wars. Except with hamsters instead of actors. Well, the hamsters are actors too, if you want to get technical about it. They're acting, right? I've thought about this too much.
Our potential alternate headlines for this story, by the way:
Star Wars: The Fur-ce Awakens
Star Wars Episode Naw: Enter The Hamsters
Any better suggestions?
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