Why Can't I Stop Watching This Nipple-Stabilised Topless Ski Footage?

By Andrew Liszewski on at

The clever software that stabilises bumpy video and turns it into smooth as silk footage works by tracking various targets in a clip so it can calculate the camera’s erratic movements. Here’s what happens when you instead tell it to stabilise footage by tracking just a single male nipple.

Jake Alewel recently shared this video of a ski trip where he filmed himself racing down a hill without his shirt on. The footage from his GoPro Hero 5 Black mounted to a selfie stick was enough to induce motion sickness. The nipple-stabilised version isn’t much smoother, but I still can’t stop watching that nipple staring right back at me.

[YouTube via BoingBoing]