HI I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE THE NEW CILLIT BANG AMAZON DASH BUTTON. LOOK! THE TOUGHEST BANK BALANCES ARE NO MATCH FOR ITS SUPREME SHOPPING POWER.
As Barry just told you with his amazing power of caps lock, Amazon has launched a new range of dash buttons including Cillit 'bang and the dirt is gone' Bang. You remember the dash buttons, those little things you could press to automatically order a single product rather than being forced to manually look for it on Amazon like some sort of peasant.
Also included in the new range are brands like Bold, English Tea Shop, Evian, Febreze, Flash, Gaviscon, Head & Shoulders, Pampers, Tampax, Waterwipes, and more. Amazon is also adding new product categories, like baby food and new drinks options. How ever did people survive without being able to order coconut water at the touch of a button? It makes you want to break down and weep like a small child.
The new dash buttons are available today, and you can see the full range over on Amazon.