Here at Gizmodo, we enjoy bringing your nightmares to life - so here is an instructional video from Russia on how to create a rubber chicken exhaust mod.
You really have to watch it to get the full picture. Those squeaky screams will be haunting my nightmares for a while.
Be sure to watch the whole thing so you can hear him talk about the rubber chicken decapitation that occurred when they tried sticking them to one of the tyres.
This guy does some pretty great videos over on his YouTube page, Gargage 54. You can check out more of them here.
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