A Facebook Troll Pretended to Be a Despotic Barefoot-Running, Acorn-Hating Unicyclist to Mess With His Neighbours

By Catie Keck on at

There are a lot of things to be tired about in 2018—really, take your pick. But it’s possible that the most exhausting thing to surface in the frothing tide of tedium that is social media has made its way to Twitter in an obvious challenge to all of us to log off forever. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you an urban barefoot runner lodging apparent complaints about tree litter to test the limits of your patience.

This saga begins in a Twitter thread posted Tuesday by designer and photographer Alex Conover, based in the US city of Minneapolis, who shared a screengrab of what he described as a post in a Facebook group called “I Love NE Minneapolis” that was “getting absolutely destroyed.” (Gizmodo found one such group does exist but is private and screened). An image attached to the post showed a sidewalk littered with acorns, a phenomenon that appears to be seeing a spike in Minneapolis this year as the result of masting oak trees. One member of the group, however, appeared to interpret the tree litter as some kind of personal affront to the area’s community of barefoot runners.

“Peace and Love” seems like a hell of way to wrap a post threatening your neighbours, but this bizarre story doesn’t end there (of course). According to Conover, the user—who has since been identified as Eric Curtis and who also counts appears to count “serious unicycling” among his hobbies—shared a screengrab of a form for a formal complaint to the goddamn city against the entire group for “cyber-bullying” as well as for “poorly maintained sidewalks littered with acorns.”

If this wild ride of a story all sounds too dumb to be true, it is. Curtis finally admitted to BuzzFeed News that this whole thing was just a ploy to troll his neighbours.

In the meantime, however, Curtis really got into the part. On Wednesday, he told Gizmodo by email that he doesn’t agree with critics who might claim his original post came off as rude, adding:

I asked people nicely if they would sweep off their sidewalks and instead of a simple “no” I was ridiculed and mocked. I was called a “nancy” and a “wackadoodle” and things I won’t even repeat because they are too graphic. I think that the response to my post was FAR more rude than anything I said. And if people would have spent half the effort they spent attacking me on sweeping off their sidewalks then this would never have been such an issue in the first place.

Speaking with the Minneapolis alt-weekly City Paper in an interview published Wednesday, Curtis told the paper he feels he’s been “targeted” since the post went viral. He told Gizmodo:

I’d just like to say that barefoot runners and unicyclists are people too. And I hope now people realise that we face a lot of discrimination. However, I am not going to let that stop me. I am going to keep pedalling and I am going to keep running barefoot no matter what.

Although this particular situation has been cleared up, please consider never posting to Facebook. Never post anywhere. Better yet, just go shoe shopping. [Twitter, WCCO]

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