Morrisons is looking to win the hearts, minds, and desensitised tongues of the serious curry eaters across the nation, as it's launched a new ready-made curry described as the flaming fiery phaal – an eight-chilli-rated threat to your throat containing a variety of scorpion chilli.
The supermarket is so pleased with its new ultra-hot range that's it's assembled a video in which it disses people who moaned that its previous hottest curry – the slightly tame volcanic vindaloo – was nothing like hot enough, and has also encouraged a few curry enthusiasts to sample it on camera. They needed tissues and seemed to agree it genuinely is a killer:
Hence the £2 flaming fiery phaal ought to stop fans complaining that supermarket curries are all sauce and no spice, and should also lead to loads of viral response videos of people crying a bit and gasping while eating it for the modern LOLs. Can someone buy one and have it for lunch and let us know? [YouTube via Standard]