The run-up to Halloween is always an exciting time on the internet: people post their cosplay progress on Reddit, tweeters speculate what might be the go-to costume of the year – and someone makes a 'sexy' version of whatever's been in the news.
This year, it's Meghan Markle.
The 'American Princess' costume (subtle) from frequent offender Yandy includes "a white mini dress with an off-the-shoulder neckline, 3/4 length sleeves, a smooth bodice, a tulle veil with a large bow accent, a satin bow detail, and a bejewelled tiara."
The briefcase – a reference to Markle's time on the US version of Deal Or No Deal where models open cases instead of normal people opening boxes – is not included. Nor is the bouquet that's shown in literally every picture.
It also doesn't include a pregnancy bump, but you can always go for the Large size and use a cushion, we guess. Makes the whole thing even classier.
If Markle doesn't take your fancy for this year's All Hallows Eve, other costume options on the site include Sexy Fake News, Sexy Lion, Sexy Deadpool, and for even more class, the deeply culturally insensitive Native American Princess, emblazoned with Yandy's slogan 'Own your sexy.' Because of course they no longer own... their country.
We'll be dressed as sexy 'Person Who's Lost All Faith In The World' until further notice. [Standard]