M&S Has Made A 'Love Sausage' for Valentine's Day

By Holly Brockwell on at

We're used to bonkers meat-based foods being released for Christmas, but Marks & Spencer has won the entire game with today's announcement of its Valentine's Day special, the Love Sausage:

In true British fashion, the replies are mostly raised-eyebrow memes, plus a smattering of grim innuendos.

An unsolicited Love Sausage photo was also posted to the brand's Instagram:

From what we can surmise, the slightly-grubby-looking (and we mean that literally: it looks like a grub) sausage is made from pork, wrapped in bacon and infused with truffle, then shaped into a heart. All of which sounds absolutely delicious.

Sadly it's not on the website yet, giving us an error message which is basically the story of our lonely lives:

Sigh.

M&S also mentioned that there'll be a vegan V-Day special coming soon: if it's not made of aubergine, we're quitting the internet. 🍆🍆🍆