Perils of super-posh reclining seats.
Been caught forcing buyers to pay a £35 setup fee for getting laptops ready whether they want it or not.
Look, this post is for stamp nerds and aeroplane nerds ONLY, so don't come in here going all "Ha ha stamps are boring!" if you don't like stamps and/or planes.
"You filled it with black specks."
With long-time muse John Hodge helping with ideas.
Government not coming for your piggy bank.
Massive moons for all churches.
On the Virgin Trains West Coast line, for a laugh, but also for real.
But can you handle the sexist banter and requirement to read The Sun?
That'll get the kids reading the paper and discussing the weather with the postman.
Isn't sure who should do it or how should be done, though.
Surely this is the exact thing it's against?
Back on the proper telly normal people have.
Family car wash businesses and van drivers also shamed in government figures.
"Here you go, mum" *slides bag of fries across table* (or "Ma-ma ma ma maaaah, I'm lovin' you")
For kids. It was for kids.
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