You can still keep them for storing your piss if you want, but it'll cost you as the deposit return scheme is a goer in England.
Perhaps what he would've wanted as it is a sort of art and statues are a bit rubbish?
It's not driverless as there's a driver in case blame needs apportioning.
Hands up all font-loving weirdos who noticed this already?
Or John o' Groats to Land's End, as it's psychologically all downhill that way.
Better hashtag this one as Brexit on social media, Nigel, as it's sort of the thing they like.
Statues have to play songs now in order to make young people notice them.
Not allowed to leave in case it never comes back.
They say they're good now, as long as kids don't stay up all night glued to them doing ever harder sums.
Probably too late to check in already.
Sausage rolls for breakfast. Doughnuts for dinner. Life sorted.
They've been digging holes under roads. The badgers, not the people in Suffolk.
It's herbal so probably all lies, but some seem convinced.
Will still need to be fed your actual money.
Of course this is a thing. Why wouldn't you if you were a rich kid at uni?
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