£3m to be exact.
Puts on a disguise and gets Ubers everywhere instead.
Of course there's a terrified human on board with hands hovering over the wheel.
Think he'd rather be back in the days of bulletin boards.
And using Dyson time to scout other investment opportunities.
"Square the hypotenuse, Kylie."
Heretical nativity image caused mass outrage.
Almost as bad as the Silk Cut Van.
"Excuse me, but if you're going to jump do you mind if I have your phone and sausage roll?"
Icon of 1950s nuclear development to be cut up.
Advertising standards people step in to reassure the nation and calm threat of riots.
"And I'll need to check your BMI to see if you can have those Pringles."
And not just because they're holding a 6-inch phone in front of their faces.
Computers must think that yellow patch is pubes.
Holding the bag wrong was his crime.
Sounding more like it'll get its London licence back by the day.
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