Android superfan Holly has been writing about tech for a decade, and divides her time between meeting robots at geek conferences and tweeting rubbish jokes about Apple.
Just for us limeys
What will the trolls do all day now?
You didn't need spare time anyway, right?
People who preordered will hopefully now be slightly less smug
Hey we heard you like companies that don't get it
The comics legend died this week at the ripe old age of 86
She's also got a plan for fixing the planet, alongside Mark Zuckerberg
Apparently Poland is better at wafers
Up your pub darts game
This is definitely not a stunt to make up for all the bad PR
Please let us pay to make this go away
Gamer survey lets us know exactly how unproductive we're being
Ready to go back to Royston Vasey?
No doubt this'll be a film before long