Android superfan Holly has been writing about tech for a decade, and divides her time between meeting robots at geek conferences and tweeting rubbish jokes about Apple.
Aria the Harris hawk's job is to scare the willies out of the pigeons.
Some of these are really sweet.
If you can wait 'til April.
"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken" "Sorry, folks, the mob has spoken"
16 delicious inches for £6.
Presumably they also use dial-up AOL.
"They have the potential to do harm on a large scale," apparently
Mother of bandwagons.
Taco Bells, Taco Bells, chicken all the way
Apparently it's likely to be talking about Huawei.
Apple in not-using-open-standards shocker.
But it is gluten-free.
But it does have STICKERS.
Hopefully this is also true for grown-ups.
Ready for your slice of Pie?