Plenty of people are still unwrapping their undies after the move to Facebook's super-graphical Timeline look—and now the company is ready to mix things up again. Check out what your profile might look like soon. Read More >
Featured comment by tsjmcgrath:
"It's just people who have lives which revolve around getting likes, using people's conscience to make themselves 'popular'." More »
The average home attendance for the New York Mets this year has been 27,683. On Sunday, Citi Field drew 40,000—almost full capacity. Why? Not baseball, but religious radicals who think the internet is a dangerous, mortal evil. Read More >
Featured comment by cinilak:
"So they got holes in the logic of their social system, and they wish to ban people from looking at other options, instead of adapting.
What a sham..." More »
Mark "IPO" Zuckerberg just dropped a Facebook status update bigger than the NASDAQ bomb: he and longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan are married, only a day after he became one of the richest men on the planet. He wore a suit! Read More >
Featured comment by slimjim.dj:
"They dont look that excited about it.... If I had just become stupidly rich and got married I think my smile would be around my ears!" More »
Today is Facebook IPO day, which means a select group rich people will become richer beyond our ability to understand wealth. Outside the NASDAQ money castle, the peasantry has lined up, cameras in hand. Look, son—billionaires! Read More >
Gizmodo salutes culinary daring—the egg waffle is still one of the great breakthroughs of our time. But pizza in a jar? Not pizza. And meat sausages filled instead with chocolate and grilled crispy? Disgusting. Read More >
Featured comment by irononreverse:
"From the images it looks like they remove the casing before serving. It's just used to maintain the shape whilst cooking." More »
After working at Apple for ten years, you get an award—a token of your loyalty. Lots of companies do this. But most companies don't pour mindboggling effort into a snobby award that looks like a tacky souvenir. Read More >
Featured comment by mrennett:
"That's certainly got a bit more use to it than an Apple award.
But can a carriage clock bend and capture light better than ordinary clocks?" More »
In an occult ceremony involving Dr. Dre, Justin Bieber, Diddy, and Ludacris, Usain Bolt was inducted into the famous person headphone cash-in club. One of the greatest humans in the history of the species now shills for gadgets! Read More >
Featured comment by SymonDavis:
"Thats got to be one of the best 'FAILS' in the comments I've seen for a long time.
Because if you have the ability to run that little bit faster th..." More »
Here's why the Air Force is the best: not only do you get to fly awesome drones, every once in a while your superiors say Oh, fine, we'll throw another foam party, and the jets are doused in fire suppressant. Read More >
Featured comment by yeoldgreat1:
"I don't know if it's the same foam that's used in the jets themselves but if a pilot pulls the fire extinguisher lever in the plane, it releases a foa..." More »
According to that movie from 2010, Justin Timberlake persuaded Mark Zuckerberg to screw his college friend (and Facebook cofounder) Eduardo Saverin out of the company. Here's the cutthroat email fact behind the movie fiction. Read More >
Featured comment by Adrian_Giz:
":( i wont even bother trying to explain my self here. I Will just lay here with the bullet you have shot straight into my confidence." More »
Are your special blue iMessages acting up? Do they arrive late, or maybe not at all? It looks like there's a solution—and Apple is to blame. Read More >
Featured comment by irononreverse:
"I've never had any kind of meet up where the first people to get there don't give the rest a call to see where they are.
Seems like someone's the t..." More »
You didn't think AMD was going to let Intel get all the cool new processor attention with Ivy Bridge, did you? AMD's latest and greatest is now: Trinity. It's runs fast, cool, efficiently, and packs some terrific graphical tricks. Read More >
This is really bad: a man hit with a poisonous umbrella in a street of Hannover, Germany, has died after a long struggle in the hospital. It sounds like a James Bond movie, except that it's real and it sucks. This is what happened: Read More >
Featured comment by markcgrant:
"This story doesn't ring true, stabbed in the ass a year ago with mercury, been in a coma for 11 months, and now he is dead the police decide to start ..." More »
What did you do last week? Did you build a a 104-foot tall Lego tower, made of 50,000 bricks, with a team of kids who can pretty much not even talk? Didn't think so! Read More >
Featured comment by Happyal:
"Great, Can't wait for the new Macbook. It's teh first time I'm excitied for a new Mac launch :)
I'm hoping for a new, fresh design. I don't want th..." More »
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