The London Fire Brigade is considering letting us use Twitter to make 999 emergency requests, seeing as we're all too engrossed in staring at our phones to bother actually making a proper phone call. Read More >>
Featured comment by Ritchay:
"@999 Please help the cretins are on all fours!
@JoeBloggs Please only tweet us in case of emergencies.
@999 F@$%!! I meant Please help the curta..." More »
Who said dogs aren’t as intelligent as cats? Can a cat call 999 when it’s choking to death? I didn’t think so. But then again a cat probably wouldn’t have wound up strangling itself half to death with a telephone cord in the first place. Read More >>
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