When development started in 1960, many people thought Project Xanadu would change the world. Then one delay led to another and another and another. But after 54 years in development the world's most delayed software went live.
Are you one of those people who sits on a sofa and thinks: 'You know what would make this better? Hurtling at high speeds before being turned upside-down with a stomach filled with congealed cheese and the sound of screaming'?