Government Declares War on Grandma's Coal Fire
We are literally about to ban coal, the thing that fuelled the rise of everything.
We are literally about to ban coal, the thing that fuelled the rise of everything.
"You filled it with black specks."
This is based on official data not north/south prejudice.
Industrial exhalations of mainland Europe exacerbating the heat.
Slightly increases chances of getting mugged and lost in the short term, though.
"Obviously it won't crash again, but just in case it does..."
Civil Aviation Authority says poor English could trigger the next air crash horror.
35 towns and cities may soon charge diesels to foul their local air.
EU threatens trip to Court of Justice.
Tube travellers exposed to eight times the particulate levels of the car drivers causing it all.
360 primary schools are in areas that go above legal pollution limits.
The company now knows why the problem occurred: air. Specifically, ambient air a crucial battery component was exposed to for too long.
Packing them in on planes serving Gatwick.
Then pipes the gases in to suicide clinics.
Drivers gassing themselves and ploughing into each other.
Jaw-popping, eye-dropping, the world we’ve created looks great from up there.
