Drunken plan fail.
"Coupe" being posh for "glass" and glass being posh for "cup" and cup being posh for glugging it straight from the bottle on the bus home.
The American government once poisoned certain alcohol supplies; this resulted in the death of over 10,000 American Citizens.
"So only have six or seven, OK?"
Shit-faced, groggy, hangover, booze. We all know what they mean, but where did they come from?
Scientists modified the worms' genes so that a molecular channel that binds alcohol to their brains would no longer work. Humans have a similar molecular channel.
You wouldn't download a pint.
All we need now is something to negate the buzz of crisps.
The drink's precise origin is lost to the mists of time (or more likely, drinking Scotch). But here is what we do know.
Public petition for cans of Stella to be 2015 official tournament drink.
The higher your alcohol consumption, the more attractive you seem to find whoever you happen to be flirting with at last call.
Know of a quirky local character who likes a drink and is always wobbling home from the pub in his car?
The average adult contains about 5 litres of blood. The average drunk contains lots of alcohol. So could you, in theory, have a cheap—if messy—night out by turning vampiric for the evening?
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