Smartphone Jeggings Prove Mankind Deserves To Be Wiped Out By an Asteroid

Michael Bay's Armageddon would have ended a lot differently had the writers known that one day a company would create a pair of jeggings—by themselves a creation we should be ashamed of—with a built-in bulging pocket for smartphones. Instead of sending a mining crew into space to destroy the asteroid, they would have probably just let it run its course and wipe out the planet, preventing this fashion tragedy from occurring. Read More >>


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