Did you find yourself stuck on the M25 this morning? If so, the cause would have been rogue beer barrels rolling from a collision between two lorries. Nobody was hurt, and at least they all had something to drown their sorrows with afterwards.
Beer coolers are a pain in the arse. First of all, you have to find a load of ice. Then, you have to pour all the ice into the cooler. And that's just the build up for a wet night full of melting ice. Thank God some zany Danes found a better way.