If you think about it, portable data storage is an incredible thing. Little USB sticks that you can cram, music, pictures and movies on to – and it’s small enough for you to carry around in your mouth. Yes, YOUR MOUTH.
Have you actually BEEN outside yet today? Holy hell, it’s colder than a witch’s tit out there! How are we actually meant to stand outdoors without turning into some kind of actual living ice sculpture? Here’s how.