Companies House said no.
When two brothers from Naples decided to start their own fashion brand of their own, they went hunting for an attention-grabbing name - and settled on none other than the Apple founder.
Sounds crazy, but it's a good grift.
But the 26 stores already due to be closed won't be miraculously saved.
In a year when sexual misconduct allegations have rocked Silicon Valley’s world, this might be at least a small step forward.
This year's sadly customary pre-Christmas UK chain collapse.
Beyond this rape allegation, Pishevar has also been accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women.
The deal will also make it more difficult for any of Apple's competitors to get their hands on that sweet, sweet sensor technology.
After weeks of teasing the public with reports of false starts and stops, Disney and Fox have settled on a massive $52 billion deal.
Disney has gained much more than just X-Men film rights.
Presumably not a reference to the horrific diarrhoea his product inflicts upon consumers.
They'll only be around until Spring.
It costs £1.85 a week and pays out if couriers are off sick for whatever reason.
Gig economy staff will have to wait until next year to see if they'll end up entitled to things like minimum wage.
Rubin wouldn’t be the first executive to leave Google following allegations of inappropriate behaviour.
But we're not likely to hear anything unless a deal is actually made.
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