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google
Eric Schmidt: Google Powers the UK So Stop Badgering Us About Tax

Eric Schmidt, Google's talkative executive chairman, has launched a mini offensive over the company's controversial UK tax affairs, claiming Google is a key element of the tech scene that's driving the UK's recovering economy so we ought to be grateful for its presence instead of moaning about its suspiciously low tax bills. Read More >>

Global Rich List
money
How Much Richer Than a Sweatshop Worker Are You?

It's that time of year again, the global rich list has just been updated allowing you to work our precisely where you are in the global money-grubbing rankings. Simply enter your salary into the spangly new box and hey presto, feel miles better about your miserable existence. Read More >>

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apple
Apple Branded a Sordid Smut-Peddler By Angry China

China's not happy with all the risqué content Apple's apparently trying to push to its citizens. The state-run The People's Daily, named and shamed Apple in a porno-shock investigation, labelling it as one of the biggest providers of the sordid material behind the Great Firewall of China. Oh the irony. Read More >>

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htc
HTC Just Made Its Lowest Profit Ever

HTC has announced that it made just £1.8 million in the first three months of 2013, which Bloomberg claims is its slimmest profit on record. Read More >>

HMV
business
HMV Saviour Confirmed as HMV Canada’s Owner Swoops In

Looks like all 140 remaining HMV stores will stay open thanks to Hilco UK (beating out ASDA), which bought out HMV's debt, and previously managed to turn around HMV in Canada. 2,500 staff will keep their jobs, and even some stores originally set to close have been taken off the chopping block. That brings the total closed to 90 stores, far less than originally feared. [Sky via MCV] Read More >>

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factoid
Can You Guess the Countries Where Windows Phone Outsells the iPhone?

Yes, you can stop making fun of Windows Phone now, because believe it or not, there's a handful of real, non-tinpot countries where Apple's darling iPhone gets outsold by Windows Phone devices. Read More >>

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apple
No, Apple, You Can’t Trademark ‘iPad Mini’

Apple might be famous for its ability to patent rounded corners and the letter 'i', but it looks like whole words are off-limits to it. The body that rules on patents in the US, the Patents and Trademarks Office, has finally got round to ruling on Apple's application to trademark 'iPad Mini', and they've put their foot down in a decidedly firm and anti-Apple way. Read More >>

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business
Jessops is Re-Opening Under Peter Jones, Shit-Eating Grin Not Included

Jessops was probably the most annoying High Street shut-down to happen earlier this year, and certainly one of the most tragic. However, you can wipe away those tears (with an appropriately soft micro-fibre cloth, of course), because Jessops is back TODAY, complete with photos of Peter Jones looking awkward in a cheapo-polyester fleece. Read More >>

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wtf
Shop Charges $5 Entry Fee to Avert “Showrooming” Browser Scum

One Australian shop owner has had enough of people poking around her stuff before rudely running off home to order it cheaper on the internet, and is now charging people a $5 browsing fee to enter the shop. Read More >>

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networks
Vodafone Says Ofcom Changes May Trigger Spam Text Tsunami

Ofcom's looking into ways of stopping controversial mid-contract mobile price rises, with one option being to separate charges the networks are responsible for from ones outside of their control. This, says Vodafone, could mean non-stop SMS spam every time a sex chat line ups its fees. Read More >>

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business
Apple’s Bought Up Awesomely-Named Location Company wifiSLAM

WifiSLAM, a location company that sounds like the lovechild of a start-up and a WWE wrestler, has been bought up by Apple for £13m. Let's hope they don't screw this one up as badly as Maps. Read More >>

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google
Berners-Lee and Branson Back Google’s UK’s Global Impact Challenge Idea Hunt

Tim Berners-Lee, the internet's loveable dad, has teamed up with Google's UK team to launch an innovation quest over here, with Chromebooks, tech help and £500,000 on offer to those who come up with the best not-for-profit tech startups. Read More >>

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business
Blockbuster UK Has Been Saved

Britain's economy might be going tits-up, but there's one tiny pin-prick of light at the end of a very long tunnel: Blockbuster, one of the biggies in January's horror-show of business failures, is being saved from total doom. Huzza! Read More >>

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business
What Does the 2013 Budget Mean for Tech, Science and Booze?

Blah blah deficit debt cuts reform monetary policy gah. Words. Very important words though -- our new Twitter-friend George's budget determines what the government spends and where for the next year. That has a huge impact on technology, science, and almost everything we care about. Read More >>

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twitter
Ideas For Saving the Economy: GET ON TWITTER

If you see George Osborne pausing, repeatedly reaching for his phone and going quiet for 30 seconds during today's budget, it'll be because he's joined the modern world and is live-tweeting the event himself on his new Twitter account. Read More >>