Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes is Your 'Snake? Snake? SNAAAAKE!' Deal of the Day

Metal Gear Solid has been around forever, introducing gamers to some of the most wonderfully named characters in video game history! You've got Solid Snake, joined by Master Miller, Revolver Ocelot, Psycho Mantis, Laughing Octopus, The Fury and... erm... Roy Campbell. Read More >>

A Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 for £149 is Your "iPads are for Posers" Deal of the Day

You don't have enough stuff in your life. You might think you do, but you don't. You need more things. You always need more things. Things to put on shelves. Things to insert into your orifices. Things that you don't care for now, but might be 'worth something' in the future. Most of all, you need more gadgets to distract you from the towering clutter in your house! Read More >>

The Complete Friends Blu-ray Boxset is Your "Gosh, They're Just Like My Zany Pals!" Deal of the Day

Remember Friends? Of course you do. It was on forever and then, when it finished, Channel 4 endlessly repeated it so they didn't have to commission any original programmes of their own (see also: constant re-runs of How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory). Read More >>

Batman: Arkham Origins for £16.22 is Your "KAPOW! CRUNCH! WHAM!" Deal of the Day

Since Batman stopped being camp and got in a perma-sulk, he's been the king of the superheroes. Weird that, in the new flicks, the millionaire took on the socialists who hate the wealthy Bruce Wayne, and made us lot side with the bankers for the duration of a film. Go capitalism! Read More >>

Las Vegas on a Budget is Your "Who Needs Savings Anyway?" Deal of the Day

Las Vegas is the city of sin, where you can gamble in airless, windowless enormo-casinos with pensioners and Japanese businessmen and eat hot dogs by the yard while throwing your wages at machines and flops before stumbling out into the street, met with a bewildering set of buildings designed to make you lose your mind. Read More >>

James Bond Skyfall Blu-ray Bargain is Your "Shaken, Not Skint" Deal of the Day

When most men put a suit on, they suddenly feel like James Bond. They mess with their cuffs and walk a little taller, even if they've only got a suit on because they're going to court for not paying child-support. However, you're not James Bond until you've killed thousands of people, had unprotected sex in every country of the world and had someone swing a knotted rope at your balls. Read More >>

Super-Cheap Fuel from Asda is Your "Petrol Pumping Party" Deal of the Day

Why walk anywhere when you can drive? That's evolution in action right there. Stupid animals walking everywhere with their stupid legs. We're better than animals. We have things with engines in that we can run over animals with. Read More >>

A 2nd-Gen Nexus 7 Tablet is Your "Joining the Tablet Elite, on the Cheap" Deal of the Day

Do you fancy letting everyone know how sophisticated you are? Want to look like a clever news reader? Want to give everyone the impression you're actually a Swedish architect? Want to convince other humans that you're not someone who only goes online to jerk off and send sarcastic tweets to people? Read More >>

A 60mb Virgin Broadband Upgrade With a Free Superhub is Your "Bolt-Fast Torrents" Deal of the Day

The internet is brilliant isn't it? You can read whatever you like, shop without leaving the house and, most importantly, leave snarky comments on articles telling people they can't spell or wanting them dead. Within two clicks of trolling, you're on JustGiving giving £5 to someone raising money for people who have killed themselves after people abused them online. Read More >>

A Cheap Hotel Room is Your Adultery-Enabling Deal of the Day

Hotels are great aren't they? Perfect for having an affair or murdering someone. They're also great for showing just how inept we are when faced with the problem of turning the heating off with a system we're not familiar with. Hotels. Lovely. Read More >>

A 42-Inch 3D Smart TV Is Your "Time to Binge on Those Boxsets" Deal of the Day

There's not much of 2013 left, which is depressing for those who like to achieve things within a yearly timeframe. If you haven't done what you need to do by the close of the year, you may see yourself as a thundering disaster or, if you're sensible, you'll know that 2014 will be the same as 2013 and you can waddle around at your own speed. Read More >>

Facebook's Shoving Deals in Your News Feed Now

Following the huge success of services like Groupon and LivingSocial, it was only a matter of time before Facebook got into the business of deals. The company first announced Facebook Offers last month and the service has has now started rolling out across the social network. Read More >>


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